Beautiful goal specialist

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In this episode, I will tell someone the experts tell footballer ..
And this is the story of these people ...
Ponarta: I was kicked specialist Indah many goals created by me ..
Yudisara: If my corner kick specialist too many goals that are created by me ...
Lulupa: If I was a specialist penalty kick, any kick my guaranteed entry ...
How come you're not stories?
If you are a specialist hoal what?
Hendra: If my goal specialist mah suicide ...


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Spesialis Goal Indah

Di episode kali ini, saya akan menceritakan seseorang para ahli pemain bola bercerita..
Dan ini lah cerita orang-orang tersebut...
Ponarta : Saya itu spesialis tendang Indah banyak goal yang tercipta oleh saya..
Yudisara : Kalo saya spesialist tendangan penjuru banyak juga goal yang tercipta oleh saya...
Lulupa : Kalo saya itu spesialis tendangan pinalti,semua tendangan saya di jamin masuk...
Kok kamu gak cerita-cerita??
Kalo kamu spesialis hoal apa?
Hendra : Kalo saya mah spesialis goal bunuh diri...


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COMMANDERS meeting - COMMANDERS worldwide ..

In this fourth episode to have a story about WORLD WAR COMMANDERS ...
In telling the commander of all the world were gathering in the Netherlands, and recounts their respective ...
This is his story ..
* Commander of the Netherlands: When I was in the battlefield against Japanese soldiers shot and killed my entire Japanese soldiers alone .. ! (Bragging)
* The commander of Israel: It's mah usual, my time in Palestine I am against the whole army of Palestinian stone throwing me alone ..
And finally I win against them ...
* Korea Commander: It's mah very Ordinary, I would try to ask you, "If my leg is in trying to lift the existing mines at the foot of Medak I will not!"



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Pertemuan KOMANDAN seluruh Dunia...

Di episode ke 4 ini ada cerita tentang KOMANDAN PERANG DUNIA...
Di ceritakan seluruh komandan semua dunia sedang berkumpul di Belanda,dan mereka menceritakan pengalamannya masing-masing...
ini lah ceritanya..
*Komandan Belanda : Waktu saya di medan perang melawan tentara jepang saya menembak mati seluruh prajurit jepang sendirian.. ! ( Menyombongkan diri )
*Komandan Israel : Itu mah biasa,waktu saya di palestina saya melawan seluruh pasukan Palestina yang melempari saya Batu sendirian..
Dan akhirnya saya menang melawan mereka...
*Komandan Korea : Itu mah sangat Biasa,coba saya mau bertanya pada kalian," Kalo kaki saya ini di angkat coba RANJAU yang ada di kaki saya akan medak tidak !! "



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Cerita Bulan Ramadhan ( Lucu pisan )

Humor tercinta di episode ke 3 ini,saya akan membahas cerita tentang bulan Ramadhan..
Di bulan ramadhan ini seharusnya kita tidak boleh menghina sesama,apa lagi bila menyakiti perasaannya sangat DILARANG...
Jadi saya akan menceritakan sebuah cerita tentang orang-orang kulit hitam dan kulit putih..
Di suatu hari orang berkulit hitam Egi bertemu dengan 2 temannya yang berkulit putih..
ini lah ceritanya :
Egi : Hilmi saya ganteng ya..! Hahahaha
Hilmi : Kamu itu orang yang hitam mana mungkin ganteng..
Egi : Kamu mah jahat ke aku bilang kaya gitu.. :'(
Hilmi : mEmang kenyataan Gi...
Egi pun pergi sambil menangis,lalu datang lah Eko..
Eko : Hilmi kamu keterlaluan bilang gitu ke si egi...
Hilmi : Memang itu kenyataan tidak bisa di bohongi..
Eko : Iya juga tapi hargai sedikit perasaan si Egi..Egi itu kan sama kaya kita mahkluk ciptaan tuhan..
Cuma gagal doank..
Hilmi : Hahahahahaha

Stories Ramadan (Funny linings)

Beloved humor in this third episode, I will discuss the story of the month of Ramadan ..
In the month of Ramadan is supposed to be we should not insult each other, what more if hurt feelings are very PROHIBITED ...
So I'll tell you a story about the blacks and whites ..
In one day black people Egi met with two friends who were white ..
This is his story:
Egi: Hilmi my handsome ya ..! Poisson
Hilmi: You are a black person which may be cute ..
Egi: You mah evil to the rich so I say .. : '(
Hilmi: indeed the fact Gi ...
Egi went away crying, then come lah Eko ..
Eko: Hilmi you say too much so to the egi ...
Hilmi: It's reality can not be lied to ..
Eko: Yes, but also appreciate a little sense of the Egi Egi .. it's just as well off we are beings of divine creation ..
They just fail talaga ..
Hilmi: hahahahahaha

Grandmothers gold teeth (Classic version) episode 2

there is a story again, in this second episode is more interesting ...
In a village lived a wealthy grandmother, while on his way home he was robbed by a flock CRIMINAL ..
This is his story ..
Rob: Give up all the money in your wallet ...! (Forcing)
Grandma: (Just be quiet and give the money to the robber's)
Rob: Only 10 bucks? Money is not enough by now ..
Grandma: (He was silent and looked down)
Rob: if grandma does not want to give the money I would check around the grandmother's body ...
Grandma: (When in check throughout the body only last met money 1 dollar)
Rob: I think you're rich in it only parents who are dumb and poor ..!
Grandma: (still silent)
Robber went away my grandmother died ...
When the robber was long gone grandmother said:
"Fortunately she had not told me to open my mouth, because all my treasure is my gold tooth is ..."
So apparently the grandmother's teeth are made of Gold ..



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Gigi Emas Nenek ( Versi Indonesia ) episode 2

ada suatu cerita lagi,di episode 2 ini ada yang lebih menarik...
Di suatu desa tinggal seorang nenek yang kaya,saat di perjalanan pulang dia di rampok oleh sekawanan PENJAHAt..
Ini lah ceritanya..
Rampok : Serahkan semua uang yang ada di dompet mu...! ( sambil memaksa )
Nenek : ( Hanya diam dan memberikan seluruh uangnya kepada rampok itu )
Rampok : Hanya 10 dolar?Uang segini tidak cukup..
Nenek : ( Dia hanya diam dan menunduk )
Rampok : kalo nenek  tidak mau memberikan uang itu saya akan memeriksa di seluruh tubuh nenek...
Nenek : ( Saat di periksa di seluruh tubuh hanya ketemu uang 1 dolar terakhir )
Rampok : Di kira aku kamu kaya ternyata hanya orang tua yang bisu dan miskin..!
Nenek :( Masih diam )
Rampok itupun pergi meninggal kan nenek tersebut...
Saat rampok itu sudah pergi jauh nenek itu berkata:
 " untung saja dia tidak menyuruhku buka mulut,karena semua harta ku itu adalah gigi emas ku ini..."
Jadi ternyata seluruh gigi nenek itu di buat dari Emas..



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Humor Stories Part 1 ( Versi English )

There is a Men & Women ..
The man likes her and she was polite to him ..
Hendri: yes dad ... you're a sailor!
Risma: why know anyway?
Hendri: Because you have drowned me in a sea of ​​love .. <3 <3 <3

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Kumpulan Cerita Pendek Romantis & lucu

Cerita Humor Part 1 :
Ada seorang Pria & Wanita..
Pria itu menyukai wanita itu dan ia berbasa-basi kpdanya  ..
Hendri : Ayah kamu seorang pelaut ya...!
Risma : Kok tau sih??
Hendri : Karena kau tlah tenggelamkanku dalam lautan cintamu.. <3 <3 <3

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